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I am Endy - this is my blog. It is often dedicated to blatant objectification of the glee cast, and things that remind me of my childhood. Sometimes it strays into the realm of general idiocy and/or tom-foolery. I'm fine with that. Don't hate (unless it's directed at my arch-nemesis Nick Cage...if it is, I'll gladly join in), and we can be bros. That's all.
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Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
stop it now both of you sexxy-ass mofos
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Tom Hiddleston’s impersonations of Owen Wilson, Chris Evans and Samuel L. Jackson
This just made my day.
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jesus he looks like a dirty cowboy doesn’t he
this should be the reference pic for aunt alice’s farm
just stick a cowboy hat on him and it’s done
he needs. to get. in my bed. NOW.
what he needs is for someone to poke his belly to see if he does the little “hoo-hooo” laugh
HE SIMPLY MUST KNOW HOW DEVASTATINGLY AND DESTRUCTIVELY SEXUAL HIS EVERY MOVEMENT IS. SURELY HE MUST.
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